Please don't laugh. Ok you can laugh at my misery, i have been selfish but before you laugh read my story so you will avoid same mistake.
Few months ago someone invited me to a whatsapp group. I don't usually accept such unless... Well i did accept and went on with my usual search for girls.
I added couple of them only few replied. There is this fine one that complied well, she happened to be a student of Uniport.
We got along and things started moving fine o. We went on our usual date, then on Sunday she visited but gave her usual excuse that it was her first time. Meanwhile, this girl don chop my card, chop sharwarma for my head plus a lot of other expenses.
After months of being a maga, and she left that Sunday without a bleep i was so angry but kept my cool.
Fast forward to Tuesday, we spoke at length and she agreed to visit then go on Wednesday, before she comes again over the weekend.
I was so excited, i arranged the house, dressed the bed, got some food items and my death cert, which has kept me in this condition.
Bea, called me by 4 dt she left Choba, PH and was on her way. I waited 6pm she no show, i was hungry so i decided to eat. While eating she called saying she was at Agip, coming to my crib, (Oshimini area). I didn't want her to see me with anything so I drank the enhancer i bought, as if that one no do me, (God punish that aboki) i still bought two shots from aboki. 7pm bea no show, i called phone was switched off. Wetin? 8 she no come, 9 she called saying she was in a hold up. (For person wey don near my house?) I grunted and accepted she was coming so i took another tab of the enhancer... Meanwhile the effect of the one i took was beginning to kick. 10:26 bea called saying she can't make it. How i wan do?
Dear Nairalanders, as i am typing i have been having an erection for three bad days, can't go to class I've just been indoors. I don drink different drugs to reduce am no way, i don watch porn taya my hand to pain me for wanking for where now dem say make i go hospital. If this one stop i no go ever....
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